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Sunday 1st May, 2005 Got on a train and wet myself. I guess it must have been the cold and then these small boys all started laughing at me. Monday 2nd May, 2005 Got on the same train with the same small boys and the same consequences. Tuesday 3rd May, 2005 Cycled into work. Wednesday 4th May, 2005 Decided to risk the train and thought about large tits. The thoughts and my erection stopped me from pissing myself. The train stopped a bit too quickly and I bumped into this woman who screamed. Thursday 5th May, 2005 Tokyo have now created seperate carriages for women passengers. Saturday 7th May, 2005 Stayed in and watched Japanese telly. Felt a bit sad. Sunday 8th May, 2005 I felt lonely. I guess everyone feels like that on a Sunday. Well apart from God. Wednesday 11th May, 2005 Fell in love with a girl who stabbed me in the eye. I fell in love before she grabbed her knife. The humiliation just added to the attraction. Thursday 12th May, 2005 Everyone hates
me. even my utilities bills have turned into hate mail. Friday 13th May, 2005 Ominous day, thought cutting myself might relieve the tension. Bought a pack of ten bic razors. Tried breaking open the blade and slashed my thumb. Had to go to the doctor. He told me that I should ask my Dad how to shave. Tried finding Daddy but he keeps his whereabouts pretty secret. Saturday 14th May, 2005 Thought my website was doing well.Lots unique sites trawling thru my work. It turns to be ex-girlfriends monitoring my movements. Just as well my work isn't auto-biographical. Sunday 15th May, 2005 You know the worrying thing is, that despite the fact its very lonely and isolated here its better than being at home Monday 16th May, 2005 Asked an artist to marry me, got the reply back this morning. "To whom
it may concern, Not too bothered as I have another ten proposals in the post.
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